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Same noise, next week

Another fictional weekend of crash calls and melt-up calls, graded on the real September 14 prints.

Collect Wednesday, September 9 at 12:00 PM ET through Sunday, September 13 at 5:00 PM ET. Readout week of Sep 14.

Monday regular-session open vs Friday session close

  • SPY

    759.00

    -0.69%

  • DIA

    524.54

    -0.24%

  • QQQ

    703.33

    -1.62%

  • VIX

    17.50

    +10.48%

  • AAPL

    334.79

    +0.76%

  • IWM

    287.49

    -0.48%

  • MSFT

    497.06

    +0.29%

  • NVDA

    211.24

    -3.23%

  • TLT

    80.82

    -0.06%

Monday 12:00 PM ET print vs Friday session close

  • SPY

    761.77

    -0.33%

  • DIA

    525.27

    -0.10%

  • QQQ

    709.79

    -0.71%

  • VIX

    16.77

    +5.87%

  • AAPL

    335.06

    +0.84%

  • IWM

    288.66

    -0.08%

  • MSFT

    504.08

    +1.70%

  • NVDA

    212.18

    -2.80%

  • TLT

    81.23

    +0.45%

Wednesday official close vs Friday session close

  • SPY

    754.05

    -1.34%

  • DIA

    515.22

    -2.01%

  • QQQ

    704.72

    -1.42%

  • VIX

    17.71

    +11.81%

  • AAPL

    332.41

    +0.04%

  • IWM

    283.92

    -1.72%

  • MSFT

    490.30

    -1.08%

  • NVDA

    213.90

    -2.01%

  • TLT

    80.88

    +0.01%

Friday official close vs Friday session close

  • SPY

    761.69

    -0.34%

  • DIA

    515.88

    -1.88%

  • QQQ

    721.45

    +0.92%

  • VIX

    14.81

    -6.50%

  • AAPL

    336.13

    +1.16%

  • IWM

    284.10

    -1.66%

  • MSFT

    493.78

    -0.37%

  • NVDA

    222.27

    +1.82%

  • TLT

    81.25

    +0.47%

Weekend reference is the prior Friday Yahoo Finance regular-session close for SPY, QQQ, DIA, and VIX. Monday's gap uses the regular-session open. Monday noon is the open of the 12:00 PM ET 5-minute bar. Wednesday and Friday use the official daily close (4:00 PM ET, or 1:00 PM ET on an early close). A closed session or a close that is not due yet is left blank.

Weekend Noise Index

Share of this weekend's calls tagged panic, crash, or selloff, next to the equal-weight SPY, QQQ, and DIA move from Friday's regular-session close. Descriptive only. Not a score.

37% panic · 63% melt-up

Engagement-weighted panic share 55%.

  • Monday open

    -0.85%

  • Monday noon

    -0.38%

  • VIX at the open

    +10.48%

  • VIX at noon

    +5.87%

Settled grades

Watchlist and viral posts share this weekly board. Each card shows the Monday noon, Wednesday close, and Friday close prices, plus one GC Scale grade.

  • Doom Siren @doomsiren

    Wednesday, September 9 at 10:00 PM ET · DEMO

    69%PROVISIONAL

    “WWIII weekend. Markets are doomed. Sell the open. SPY crash magnet 741.36, shelf 738.30. Cover only through 773.46.”

    bearishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Gap Fade @gapfade

    Thursday, September 10 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO

    69%PROVISIONAL

    “Monday strength is a fade back to 759.70. Resistance 767.35. Stop 770.40.”

    bearishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Doom Scroll @doomscroll

    Sunday, September 13 at 6:00 AM ET · DEMO

    66%PROVISIONAL

    “Last-chance crash call. Markets are doomed into 742.89, or I am done above 771.93.”

    bearishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Macro Moth @macromoth

    Wednesday, September 9 at 6:00 PM ET · DEMO

    66%PROVISIONAL

    “Fade the grind. QQQ 700.58. Wrong above 723.46.”

    bearishQQQ

    • Mon noon, QQQ ($709.79) −0.7%
    • Wed close, QQQ ($704.72) −1.4%
    • Fri close, QQQ ($721.45) +0.9%

    Call detail

  • Open Selloff @openselloff

    Thursday, September 10 at 6:00 PM ET · DEMO

    66%PROVISIONAL

    “Selloff spike. The Dow proxy gaps and does not bounce. DIA 515.27. Wrong above 531.05.”

    bearishDIA

    • Mon noon, DIA ($525.27) −0.1%
    • Wed close, DIA ($515.22) −2.0%
    • Fri close, DIA ($515.88) −1.9%

    Call detail

  • Vol Widow @volwidow

    Friday, September 11 at 12:00 AM ET · DEMO

    66%PROVISIONAL

    “Hedge the grind. QQQ 706.30 pays for the puts. Hedge off above 722.03.”

    bearishQQQ

    • Mon noon, QQQ ($709.79) −0.7%
    • Wed close, QQQ ($704.72) −1.4%
    • Fri close, QQQ ($721.45) +0.9%

    Call detail

  • Yield Yak @yieldyak

    Saturday, September 12 at 8:00 AM ET · DEMO

    66%PROVISIONAL

    “Stocks up, bonds down. TLT 79.90. I cover above 81.68.”

    bearishTLT

    • Mon noon, TLT ($81.23) +0.4%
    • Wed close, TLT ($80.88) 0.0%
    • Fri close, TLT ($81.25) +0.5%

    Call detail

  • Dividend Druid @dividenddruid

    Thursday, September 10 at 10:00 AM ET · DEMO

    37%WEAK

    “Apple grinds to 336.26. 329.61 is the add. I am out under 326.95.”

    bullishAAPL

    • Mon noon, AAPL ($335.06) +0.8%
    • Wed close, AAPL ($332.41) 0.0%
    • Fri close, AAPL ($336.13) +1.2%

    Call detail

  • Level Lena @levellena

    Sunday, September 13 at 12:00 PM ET · DEMO

    37%WEAK

    “Accept above the reference. Target 771.93, supply at 773.46, invalid under 758.18.”

    bullishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Call Wall @callwall

    Saturday, September 12 at 8:00 PM ET · DEMO

    34%WEAK

    “Complacency bid. The panic posts are the fuel. SPY 775.75, invalid under 756.65.”

    bullishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Credit Crab @creditcrab

    Friday, September 11 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO

    34%WEAK

    “Not brave, just long the index into 768.88 with a tight line at 758.18.”

    bullishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Futures Fox @futuresfox

    Saturday, September 12 at 12:00 AM ET · DEMO

    34%WEAK

    “Hold the Sunday settle and auction to 770.40. Cut under 758.18.”

    bullishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Gamma Goblin @gammagoblin

    Wednesday, September 9 at 2:00 PM ET · DEMO

    34%WEAK

    “Dip gamma is long. QQQ 726.32. I leave it under 707.73.”

    bullishQQQ

    • Mon noon, QQQ ($709.79) −0.7%
    • Wed close, QQQ ($704.72) −1.4%
    • Fri close, QQQ ($721.45) +0.9%

    Call detail

  • Hype Spike @hypespike

    Friday, September 11 at 2:00 PM ET · DEMO

    34%WEAK

    “Melt-up spike. Weekend doom is the squeeze. QQQ 729.18. Leave it under 706.30.”

    bullishQQQ

    • Mon noon, QQQ ($709.79) −0.7%
    • Wed close, QQQ ($704.72) −1.4%
    • Fri close, QQQ ($721.45) +0.9%

    Call detail

  • Nasdaq Nun @nasdaqnun

    Friday, September 11 at 8:00 AM ET · DEMO

    20%WEAK

    “Back to trend. NVDA 223.97. Out below 213.92.”

    bullishNVDA

    • Mon noon, NVDA ($212.18) −2.8%
    • Wed close, NVDA ($213.90) −2.0%
    • Fri close, NVDA ($222.27) +1.8%

    Call detail

  • Perma Pump @permapump

    Sunday, September 13 at 12:00 AM ET · DEMO

    34%WEAK

    “Melt-up, same trade as the weekend. SPY 779.58. Wrong under 752.06.”

    bullishSPY

    • Mon noon, SPY ($761.77) −0.3%
    • Wed close, SPY ($754.05) −1.3%
    • Fri close, SPY ($761.69) −0.3%

    Call detail

  • Tape Worm @tapeworm

    Thursday, September 10 at 2:00 AM ET · DEMO

    38%WEAK

    “Microsoft reclaim. Target 502.57. Wrong under 489.68.”

    bullishMSFT

    • Mon noon, MSFT ($504.08) +1.7%
    • Wed close, MSFT ($490.30) −1.1%
    • Fri close, MSFT ($493.78) −0.4%

    Call detail

  • Smallcap Sam @smallcapsam

    Saturday, September 12 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO

    37%WEAK

    “IWM participates this time. 292.93, with support at 286.58. Invalid under 284.85.”

    bullishIWM

    • Mon noon, IWM ($288.66) −0.1%
    • Wed close, IWM ($283.92) −1.7%
    • Fri close, IWM ($284.10) −1.7%

    Call detail

  • Narrative Ned @narrativened

    Sunday, September 13 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO

    10%WEAK

    “Tech wants to be bought. You can feel it in the timeline.”

    bullishNo ticker named

    • Mon noon, QQQ ($709.79) −0.7%
    • Wed close, QQQ ($704.72) −1.4%
    • Fri close, QQQ ($721.45) +0.9%

    Call detail