DEMO

Weekend doom

Fictional weekend posts: war panic, sell-the-open, and melt-up calls. Monday, September 7, 2026 was Labor Day, so the gap and the noon grade stay blank. Wednesday and Friday use the official closes.

Collect Wednesday, September 2 at 12:00 PM ET through Sunday, September 6 at 5:00 PM ET. Readout week of Sep 7.

Wednesday official close vs Friday session close

SPY
762.40
-1.01%
DIA
524.07
-1.87%
QQQ
716.31
-0.37%
VIX
16.46
+13.28%

AAPL
315.34
-1.45%
IWM
290.64
-1.81%
MSFT
491.65
-1.61%
NVDA
223.67
-2.90%
TLT
81.73
-0.58%

Friday official close vs Friday session close

SPY
764.29
-0.77%
DIA
525.79
-1.55%
QQQ
714.88
-0.57%
VIX
15.84
+9.02%

AAPL
332.27
+3.84%
IWM
288.89
-2.41%
MSFT
495.63
-0.81%
NVDA
218.29
-5.24%
TLT
80.87
-1.63%

Weekend reference is the prior Friday Yahoo Finance regular-session close for SPY, QQQ, DIA, and VIX. Monday's gap uses the regular-session open. Monday noon is the open of the 12:00 PM ET 5-minute bar. Wednesday and Friday use the official daily close (4:00 PM ET, or 1:00 PM ET on an early close). A closed session or a close that is not due yet is left blank.

Weekend Noise Index

Share of this weekend's calls tagged panic, crash, or selloff, next to the equal-weight SPY, QQQ, and DIA move from Friday's regular-session close. Descriptive only. Not a score.

47% panic · 53% melt-up

Engagement-weighted panic share 56%.

Market closed (Labor Day) · no Monday prices

Settled grades

Watchlist and viral posts share this weekly board. Each card shows the Monday noon, Wednesday close, and Friday close prices, plus one GC Scale grade.

Credit Crab @creditcrab
Friday, September 4 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO
78%STRONG
“Small caps do not survive a war open. 290.09 IWM. I am wrong above 299.56.”
bearishIWM
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, IWM ($290.64) −1.8%
- Fri close, IWM ($288.89) −2.4%
Call detail
Doom Scroll @doomscroll
Sunday, September 6 at 6:00 AM ET · DEMO
77%STRONG
“WWIII weekend. Markets are doomed. Sell the open. SPY 751.71 is the crash magnet, 750.17 is the shelf. I cover only if 779.43 sticks.”
bearishSPY
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail
Doom Siren @doomsiren
Wednesday, September 2 at 10:00 PM ET · DEMO
77%STRONG
“WWIII weekend. Markets are doomed. Sell the open. SPY crash magnet 747.08, shelf 744.00. Cover only through 779.43.”
bearishSPY
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail
Gap Fade @gapfade
Thursday, September 3 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO
77%STRONG
“Classic weekend gap fade. QQQ back through 714.65. Resistance 724.71. Stop 729.03.”
bearishQQQ
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, QQQ ($716.31) −0.4%
- Fri close, QQQ ($714.88) −0.6%
Call detail
Level Lena @levellena
Sunday, September 6 at 12:00 PM ET · DEMO
77%STRONG
“Sell the open into 776.35. Crash target 762.49, shelf 760.95, invalid through 779.43.”
bearishSPY
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail
Futures Fox @futuresfox
Saturday, September 5 at 12:00 AM ET · DEMO
74%STRONG
“Sell the open. 764.03 cash is the crash retrace. Stop 777.89.”
bearishSPY
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail
Macro Moth @macromoth
Wednesday, September 2 at 6:00 PM ET · DEMO
74%STRONG
“This is a crash, not a dip. QQQ back to 706.02. Wrong above 727.59.”
bearishQQQ
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, QQQ ($716.31) −0.4%
- Fri close, QQQ ($714.88) −0.6%
Call detail
Open Selloff @openselloff
Thursday, September 3 at 6:00 PM ET · DEMO
74%STRONG
“Selloff spike. The Dow proxy gaps and does not bounce. DIA 523.40. Wrong above 539.42.”
bearishDIA
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, DIA ($524.07) −1.9%
- Fri close, DIA ($525.79) −1.6%
Call detail
Vol Widow @volwidow
Friday, September 4 at 12:00 AM ET · DEMO
74%STRONG
“Own the crash. Spot to 760.95 pays for the weekend panic. Hedge dies above 777.89.”
bearishSPY
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail
Dividend Druid @dividenddruid
Thursday, September 3 at 10:00 AM ET · DEMO
38%WEAK
“Add Apple through the weekend. 317.41 holds, 324.45 is the ask. Leave under 314.85.”
bullishAAPL
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, AAPL ($315.34) −1.4%
- Fri close, AAPL ($332.27) +3.8%
Call detail
Call Wall @callwall
Saturday, September 5 at 8:00 PM ET · DEMO
31%WEAK
“Complacency bid. The panic posts are the fuel. SPY 781.74, invalid under 762.49.”
bullishSPY
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail
Gamma Goblin @gammagoblin
Wednesday, September 2 at 2:00 PM ET · DEMO
31%WEAK
“The doom timeline is fuel for the call wall. QQQ 731.90 if Sunday holds a bid. Cut under 711.77.”
bullishQQQ
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, QQQ ($716.31) −0.4%
- Fri close, QQQ ($714.88) −0.6%
Call detail
Hype Spike @hypespike
Friday, September 4 at 2:00 PM ET · DEMO
31%WEAK
“Melt-up spike. Weekend doom is the squeeze. QQQ 733.34. Leave it under 710.33.”
bullishQQQ
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, QQQ ($716.31) −0.4%
- Fri close, QQQ ($714.88) −0.6%
Call detail
Perma Pump @permapump
Sunday, September 6 at 12:00 AM ET · DEMO
31%WEAK
“Euphoric melt-up. Weekend bears are exit liquidity. 787.13 SPY. I trail out only if 757.87 fails.”
bullishSPY
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail
Tape Worm @tapeworm
Thursday, September 3 at 2:00 AM ET · DEMO
31%WEAK
“Opening drive continuation. Microsoft 505.70. I am wrong under 494.70.”
bullishMSFT
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, MSFT ($491.65) −1.6%
- Fri close, MSFT ($495.63) −0.8%
Call detail
Nasdaq Nun @nasdaqnun
Friday, September 4 at 8:00 AM ET · DEMO
17%WEAK
“Leaders melt up through the panic posts. NVDA 236.81. Wrong under 226.21.”
bullishNVDA
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, NVDA ($223.67) −2.9%
- Fri close, NVDA ($218.29) −5.2%
Call detail
Smallcap Sam @smallcapsam
Saturday, September 5 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO
17%WEAK
“Breadth finally confirms. IWM 300.75. Invalid under 291.87.”
bullishIWM
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, IWM ($290.64) −1.8%
- Fri close, IWM ($288.89) −2.4%
Call detail
Yield Yak @yieldyak
Saturday, September 5 at 8:00 AM ET · DEMO
17%WEAK
“If the doom bid is real, bonds catch it toward 83.36. Cut 81.22.”
bullishTLT
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, TLT ($81.73) −0.6%
- Fri close, TLT ($80.87) −1.6%
Call detail
Narrative Ned @narrativened
Sunday, September 6 at 4:00 PM ET · DEMO
7%WEAK
“The weekend timeline is loud and wrong. Melt-up. The tape wants higher prices.”
bullishNo ticker named
- Mon noon, Not graded yet
- Wed close, SPY ($762.40) −1.0%
- Fri close, SPY ($764.29) −0.8%
Call detail

Not graded yet · 2 horizons are not graded: the market was closed for Labor Day.